But then something happened. Just in the past few days things in my belly have started looking up, like Obama's numbers in Virginia. In a span of four days I had two of what I'm calling, in Obama spirit, "fierce urgency of now" dumps. I think you can figure out what I mean by this. You feel a rumbling in the tummy, you stifle it, and it flares up, no longer willing to be ignored. For the latter of these two I was at an open house at Columbia, and I defiled their public bathroom with an enormous and ridiculously relieving number two. And in the days since I've had almost daily poops, but these have been a bit more troubling since they are almost black in color and really quite stinky.
I don't know what to attribute this to. The Phillies? Obama? Either way though, it's good news.
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