Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Bowels Responding To Happiness

One week ago: THE PHILLIES WON THE DAMNED WORLD SERIES. FIRST PHILADELPHIA MAJOR SPORTS CHAMPIONSHIP IN MY LIFE. THE CITY AND I GO CRAZY HARMONIOUSLY. PARADES. RIOTS. HUGS.



Yesterday: OBAMA GOT R DONE. ABSOLUTE GIDDINESS. HUGGING STRANGERS. BEER. STOPPING CARS AND HIGH FIVING EVERYONE INSIDE. A DAMN NEW ERA. TELLING CUTE GIRLS THEY ARE CUTE.



It seems my bowels are responding to all this happiness. I've been having bowel movements on the regular for over a week. At least one a day. Like clockwork, right after I eat my bowl of fiber one cereal and my fiber cookies I feel the rumbly in the tumbly. I feel a little like a normal person, minus the bloating and the knot/brick that is still sitting somewhere in my GI tract. But my gut knows something for sure: things are looking up.

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